T+S=LUV4EVE

You should never blog on an empty stomach. Its like grocery shopping on an empty stomach. You never know what shit you are going to end up with.

Tegan and Sara Show, Tulsa OK September 11, 2010 Cains Ballroom
Overall Grade = A-

I love Tegan and Sara. Understatement of the year. If you have no idea who Tegan and Sara is, go away. I went to the lovely city of Tulsa yesterday to see my girls perform a two set show. First set was acoustic/awesome and second set was rock show/melt your face off. On a side note, Tulsa sucks. This may be another post if I don't get over my anger about it. But, lets proceed...

The show was amazing. It was not epic thus the A-. But this had nothing to do with the band. Tegan and Sara were epic, as usual. They played Like O Like H with so much soul and talent, I almost cried. Which I realize is ridiculous but it almost happened. Girl times...

Here the reason for the A- and my rant for the day. I am too old for shows. I am too old for shows in auditorium settings. And this is the bullshit. I am not old! I am only 24. Why do I have to like the same music as 14 year olds? It's not that I am immature in my taste and need to move on. Somehow the tweenies have found the good stash of music and are shitting all over it. Everyone around me was bored when the played "Monday" WTF!!!!

This is all I am going to say. I am learning that in my posts I need to not be long winded.

Jess

PS. I HATE PDA. Especially 14 year old lesbian PDA. FTW

Political Intolerance

Pick a party! Have an opinion! Care!

Bullshit. I have heard people my whole life spout this malarkey. They want you to have an opinion about politics but why? So they can tell you that you are wrong! Ok before anyone gets offended, I am not addressing anyone in particular with this rant; just the general public. I am in no way passive aggressive and if I had an issue with you, you would know it. Back to my point...

I picked a party. I picked a party and did not know shit about it. I picked a party because everyone told me to. Sellout.

So this week I read about my party's platform and views on current issues. Bunch of anarchist if you ask me. Scared the shit out of me. I am associating myself with these people! When I tell people I am a ********* this is how they will view me. And if you know me at all, you know that I just adore being labeled. After all, I am a heartless robot who likes systems and order.

Here is my point. How can you pick a party? How can you hitch your wagon to just one?

" I am conservative in my fiscal views but liberal in my environmental views " WHO CARES!!

Here is my new stance. Have an opinion about everything. Stop caring about if its conservative or liberal of yourself to think this way. You are probably nuts like everyone else.

Todd Socks Machine for President 2012

Jess

...ellipsis...

I hate ellipses. Hate them. Here's why. I appreciate people who can finish a thought and say what they want to say. Don't you love it when you get an email/text that says "I guess so..." Damn those dot dot dots! "That sounds fine..." Dearest non-committers, for the love of gosh finish a thought, say what you mean, and be done with it. And if you are going to use an ellipses, use it properly. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ellipsis

Jess

Rants

Here's the truth. This blog will mostly be rants. I love to rant. It is a drug to me.

I do not think of myself as a talented writer. I am not witty. I am not clever. But here is what I am. Honest. Blunt. Logical. Vulgar. And sure as shit, I will cuss. Sometimes there is no substitute for a cuss word especially when ranting.

What you will find here is probably whatever pissed me off that particular day with some music and movie reviews thrown in there.

Enjoy!

Jess