Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
RIP Facebook Jess
It's done. Deactivated. PS. This screen was hilarious so I thought I would share it. Look how many people will miss me! My self-worth is through the roof right now.
Now here is the real bullshit. I can't delete the FB app off of my (Android) phone. It won't let me. So I have this constant reminder of this thing I use to feel very dearly for. I will not let this conquer me though. I have decided it will be a good reminder to continue my friendship in real life and not Facebook life. Oh and I will hopefully have an iPhone in the next year so this will eliminate that issue. I hope.
Now for the detox....
Jess
Now here is the real bullshit. I can't delete the FB app off of my (Android) phone. It won't let me. So I have this constant reminder of this thing I use to feel very dearly for. I will not let this conquer me though. I have decided it will be a good reminder to continue my friendship in real life and not Facebook life. Oh and I will hopefully have an iPhone in the next year so this will eliminate that issue. I hope.
Now for the detox....
Jess
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Would you like change with that?
No. I would not like change. I actually hate change.
You know why I hate change? I am not hardwired in my natural self to accept change well at all. At my job, we have to do a LOT of personalty assessments. 90% of the time I think they are bullshit and a complete waste of time. Then I read the results and feel like someone spent 24 hours with me and then wrote the analysis. Shocking how factual these things can be especially when you are a robot like me.
My latest assessment said I should avoid change and essentially any shake up in my normal schedule. I think it used the word system at least 40 times. Ok, "assessment" I will try and live my life without change. But would you mind giving me some practical application here because so far in life, I seem to be a magnet for change.
Latest example: At work there use to be 3 other people that do exactly what I do. Now there is 1 other person. I should have somehow avoided this event that was completely out of my control. Just a bit of change and "shake up" happening here.
And you know what, I am doing ok with all of this. I didn't say I am doing great because that would be a lie. But I am doing ok. It's not pretty and it is not having a good effect on my body as a whole but I know that we will get to the other side of this. I have an odd peace about this at times. Other times, I completely flip out and there comes Trav with a treat for me. (He really is a good man). The peace I will always contribute to God. The freaking out I will always contribute to the assessments of myself. So Myers Briggs and Kolbe be damned! I am going to make it through this change and every other change that comes my way. I said make it through - I am not expecting a Gold metal here (USA!)
Jess
PS. This really wasn't rant-y enough so here's this. I really hate it when I pay with cash at a restaurant and the server asks if I need change. Just bring the damn change! I have never worked as a server so I don't fully understand this ploy but with me, it is guaranteed to make your tip less. Every time. For those that just bring the change, I usually tip very nicely and I am already a good tipper. Also, I bless you with a kiss on your forehead and let you kiss my ring. Cheers!
You know why I hate change? I am not hardwired in my natural self to accept change well at all. At my job, we have to do a LOT of personalty assessments. 90% of the time I think they are bullshit and a complete waste of time. Then I read the results and feel like someone spent 24 hours with me and then wrote the analysis. Shocking how factual these things can be especially when you are a robot like me.
My latest assessment said I should avoid change and essentially any shake up in my normal schedule. I think it used the word system at least 40 times. Ok, "assessment" I will try and live my life without change. But would you mind giving me some practical application here because so far in life, I seem to be a magnet for change.
Latest example: At work there use to be 3 other people that do exactly what I do. Now there is 1 other person. I should have somehow avoided this event that was completely out of my control. Just a bit of change and "shake up" happening here.
And you know what, I am doing ok with all of this. I didn't say I am doing great because that would be a lie. But I am doing ok. It's not pretty and it is not having a good effect on my body as a whole but I know that we will get to the other side of this. I have an odd peace about this at times. Other times, I completely flip out and there comes Trav with a treat for me. (He really is a good man). The peace I will always contribute to God. The freaking out I will always contribute to the assessments of myself. So Myers Briggs and Kolbe be damned! I am going to make it through this change and every other change that comes my way. I said make it through - I am not expecting a Gold metal here (USA!)
Jess
PS. This really wasn't rant-y enough so here's this. I really hate it when I pay with cash at a restaurant and the server asks if I need change. Just bring the damn change! I have never worked as a server so I don't fully understand this ploy but with me, it is guaranteed to make your tip less. Every time. For those that just bring the change, I usually tip very nicely and I am already a good tipper. Also, I bless you with a kiss on your forehead and let you kiss my ring. Cheers!
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